Minecraft master

trolls burned down his town so he had to kill them with bear hands. he kept his eyes on the road off the rear view mirror and the roadkill behind him (mx pain 2002 citation)

nobody knows what happened to him on the night of the murder

but what everybody knows

is that he is the best at minecraft

he only got killed by lava once and thats because kevin ryans from school knocked him into it (fuck you kevin ryans you're a fucking asshole and i hope you die)

Sources Cited
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Serge Shmemann. ''Hijacked Jets Destroy Twin Towers and Hit Pentagon. ''The New York Times. 12 Sep. 2001. 16 May 2015. Print.

David Kohn. What Really Happened At Columbine?. CBS News. 17 Apr. 2001. 16 May 2015. Digital.

Mark Ward. Why Minecraft is More Than Just Another Video Game. British Broadcasting Corporation News. 7          Sep. 2013. 16 May 2015. Digital.